khooni ke sir par hai...

khooni ke sir par hai khoon ka saaya.
khooni ke sir par hai khoon ka saaya.

acp praduban ne kha
daya 2 min ruko mai moot ke aaya..

sardar & cockroach

Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal.....", it does not move.
Finally he wrote the conclusion:
"After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf."

sun rises

Why does not Santa wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright...

Because he has realised the fact that.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. na mumkin hain..

detective sardar

One Sardar goes for an interview in a Detective Agency.
Interviewer: Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thanks for my first assignment sir, I will start investigating!!

tiger & hippo

A tiger kills a cow. Hippo sees it,tiger asks hippo not to tell the police but hippo refuses. Tiger asks why ????


Hippo said: Shakira says "hips don't lie" so I can't !!!